The initial point of this experience. |
Me at a happier time--with Brent in NY Central Park. |
I decided that I would break my usual habit of ordering ink cartridge replacements on-line. It seems so easy to look up the part number and find the best price, click it into my "basket," click on the basket icon, click CHECK OUT--and two days later, a box full of ink cartridges appears on my front porch, behind the ficus bonsai trees and across from the pitcher plant. Sometimes I hear the quick, single FWAP! our UPS man makes with the knuckle of his forefinger before he turns and strides back to his brown truck. (I LIKE our UPS man . . . but then I like most people who bring me good things and don't ask me to babysit their children.)
The printer cartridges. I decided to order them "For Personal, Same Day Pick Up" from the Best Buy store located off the next exit south of us, off I-95. I paid for my order of 4 color combination (three colors all in one box) and 6 black and white (each in its own little box). The email receipt came immediately--with a last line that read DON'T COME IN TO PICK UP YOUR ITEMS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL FROM US TELLING YOU THAT YOUR ORDER IS READY. Small print afterwards: It usually takes about 45 minutes to process your order.
Me at a happier time--tour guide during the Fort Lauderdale FL Temple open house. |
She asked for my ID and the credit card I'd used to make the purchase--and then went back to her computer for a couple of minutes. When she finished, she handed my cards back to me and the small bundle she had found. I waited for a minute--and she looked up at me.
me: "I ordered both black and coloured ink cartridges. Aren't the black ones with the order?"
her: "Yeah--both kinds are on your order, but the black ones are on order at another store. It's just a few minutes from here. You take I-95 south a couple of exits, turn left and it's on your right. It's easy to find--you can see it from the freeway."
me: Silence.
me: "I selected this store as my pick-up point."
her: "It's just a few minutes from here. You take I-95 south a couple of exits, turn left and it's on your right. It's easy to find--you can see it from the freeway."
me: Silence . . . and the realization that there was nothing to do but get into my car and drive the 30 minutes to the BestBuy South of us.
Me at a happier time--in Utah last year. |
I got onto I-95 and drove 25 minutes South, took the exit, turned left and left my car in the parking lot outside the store.
I walked into the store and asked where Customer Pick-Up was located. I was directed to a long desk on my right. A customer was talking to a Sales Associate under the Customer Service sign hanging from the ceiling. At the next computer, under the Customer Pick-Up sign, was another Sales Associate standing behind a computer screen--talking on her cell phone.
I walked up and got out my ID and credit card and the order number. After talking with her sister or girlfriend a few more minutes (while I watched her with a steady, unblinking look), and then hung up.
her: "What can I help you with?"
me: "I need to pick up an on-line order."
Me at a happier time--another day as a tour guide at the Fort Lauderdale FL Temple open house. |
I went to my car (by now a toasty 105 degrees inside since there were no shaded parking places in the parking lot) and drove home: silently vowing never to make the mistake of picking up something I'd ordered on-line at a BestBuy store. I listened to NPR on the drive home. Installing the new ink cartridge took me about 5 minutes. (The most difficult part was cutting through the packaging.) I stored the other cartridges in a small cupboard near the printer.
The experience was completed.
The next day, I got an email asking me to fill out a survey based on my experience with In-Store Pick-Up at BestBuy.
It was good that I had 24 hours to calm down before the email came--but I was still fairly drawn to the "Not Satisfactory" side of the answer grid.
Up-side to the experience? It is good to know that this was something that I would never do again. There are few such certainties that a person is able to attain to during her lifetime.